Colonoscopic view of a 12 year girl with anemia and hematochezia showing hundrends and thousands of Trichuris trichuiria worms carpetting the colon.

Tactile Fremitus, November 2007 "Manic Med Trainee" Nine oclock already, I was just in the middle of class Now Im scared of melanoma cause Ive got 30 moles on my ass My knee was aching, hope I dont have psoriasis Fell asleep in class, do I have trypanosomiasis? Im just another manic med trainee Who thinks hes got scabes SLE or DVT Some rare tropical disease You catch by having sex with monkeys I ask for medical advice the tutors, they always scoff But can they really blame me when Im scared my penis might fall off Is my thyroid enlarged, or am I feeling trachea? You say carrots but I Say hematochezia Im just another manic med trainee Who thinks hes got rabies EBV or PCP Some rare tropical disease You catch by having sex with monkeys