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As many of you now know, a bet of truly epic importance is happening within Sphere SS. In one corner your illustrous, brillant, witty, gold pimp wearing package pants leader stands with one goal; ---The "Invincible" First Rate--- By March 10th In the other corner whining is cerneo who er is good at breathing? The Rules; If I win, cerneo will charge into the british line DURING A PORT BATTLE in his alexander fourth rate while singing "I'm a little teapot" in ventrilo and spamming it in local with diplomacy. I'm a little teapot Short and stouts Here is my handle Here is my spout When I get all steamed up I just shout Tip me over and pour me out I'm a very special pot It's true Here's an example of what I can do I can turn my handle into a spout Tip me over and pour me out If I lose I will be forced to watch the most inane, boring creation ever concieved in the middle of a moonshine-going-blind-drunken-car-chase. An entire nascar race/with pre race coverage I will also be forced to endure this on ventrilo and make comments and accurate observations about the race proving I haven't slit my own wrists. Hint, I lost.

Trailer for Election 2008, dedicated to voiceover artist Don LaFontaine by a third rate voice with a fourth rate microphone. I apologize in advance... "Alone we are weak, but united we are strong."

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This is the fourth rate my skills video. Same friend as the first one. Me:Falco(red) Him:Falco(green)

No music in this one, just politics. I wouldn't be doing this if I didn't think it was important. I do apologize for the abysmal audio quality. I was in a hurry to post this while people still have time to consider it. This video is based around an article written by Sam Harris for the LA Times. The words are his, the illustrations mine. FULL TEXT: "So let us ask the question that should be on the mind of every thinking person in the world at this moment: If John McCain becomes the 44th president of the United States, what are the odds that a blood clot or falling object will make Sarah Palin the 45th? The actuarial tables on the Social Security Administration website suggest that there is a better than 10% chance that McCain will die during his first term in office. Needless to say, the Reapers scything only grows more insistent thereafter. Should President McCain survive his first term and get elected to a second, there is a 27% chance that Palin will become the first female U.S. president by 2015. If we take into account McCains medical history and the pressures of the presidency, the odds probably increase considerably that this bright-eyed Alaskan will become the most powerful woman in history. As many people have noted, placing Palin on the ticket has made these final months of the already overlong 2008 campaign much more interesting. Is Palin remotely qualified to be president of the United States? No. But thats precisely what is so interesting. McCain not only has thrown all sensible concerns about good governance aside merely to pander to a sliver of female and masses of conservative Christian voters, he has turned this period of American history into an episode of high-stakes reality television: Dont look now, but our cousin Sarah just became leader of the free world! Tune in next week and watch her get sassy with Pakistan! Americans have an unhealthy desire to see average people promoted to positions of great authority. No one wants an average neurosurgeon or even an average carpenter, but when it comes time to vest a man or woman with more power and responsibility than any person has held in human history, Americans say they want a regular guy, someone just like themselves. President Bush kept his edge on the Who would you like to have a beer with? poll question in 2004, and won reelection. This is one of the many points at which narcissism becomes indistinguishable from masochism. Let me put it plainly: If you want someone just like you to be president of the United States, or even vice president, you deserve whatever dysfunctional society you get. You deserve to be poor, to see the environment despoiled, to watch your children receive a fourth-rate education and to suffer as this country wages—and loses—both necessary and unnecessary wars. McCain has so little respect for the presidency of the United States that he is willing to put the girl next door (soon, too, to be a grandma) into office beside him. He has so little respect for the average American voter that he thinks this reckless and cynical ploy will work. And it might. Palins nomination has clearly excited Christian conservatives, and it may entice a few million gender-obsessed fans of Hillary Clinton to vote entirely on the basis of chromosomes. Throw in a few million more average Americans who will just love how the nice lady smiles, and 2009 could be a very interesting year. Tune in next week and watch cousin Sarah fuss with our nuclear arsenal ..."

FOURTH RATE SECURITY RIX LIVE AT THE FIESTA TACO, FEBRUARY 19TH, 2009.

My homemade fourth-rate Wonder Showzen knock-off.

Six students in the fictional UNY Film Program compete for their ultimate prize — the Filmic Achievement Award — in this delightful satire that lampoons the comical seriousness and overblown passions at a fourth-rate cinema school.

John McCain may have chosen a woman as his running mate, but don't let her gender fool you into thinking she'll bring anything different to the ticket or the Republican party. Keith Olbermann and Rachel Maddow discuss exactly who Sarah Palin is and what she stands for. ----------------------- So let us ask the question that should be on the mind of every thinking person in the world at this moment: If John McCain becomes the 44th president of the United States, what are the odds that a blood clot or falling object will make Sarah Palin the 45th? The actuarial tables on the Social Security Administration website suggest that there is a better than 10% chance that McCain will die during his first term in office. Needless to say, the Reaper's scything only grows more insistent thereafter. Should President McCain survive his first term and get elected to a second, there is a 27% chance that Palin will become the first female U.S. president by 2015. If we take into account McCain's medical history and the pressures of the presidency, the odds probably increase considerably that this bright-eyed Alaskan will become the most powerful woman in history. As many people have noted, placing Palin on the ticket has made these final months of the already overlong 2008 campaign much more interesting. Is Palin remotely qualified to be president of the United States? No. But that's precisely what is so interesting. McCain not only has thrown all sensible concerns about good governance aside merely to pander to a sliver of female and masses of conservative Christian voters, he has turned this period of American history into an episode of high-stakes reality television: Don't look now, but our cousin Sarah just became leader of the free world! Tune in next week and watch her get sassy with Pakistan! Americans have an unhealthy desire to see average people promoted to positions of great authority. No one wants an average neurosurgeon or even an average carpenter, but when it comes time to vest a man or woman with more power and responsibility than any person has held in human history, Americans say they want a regular guy, someone just like themselves. President Bush kept his edge on the "Who would you like to have a beer with?" poll question in 2004, and won reelection. This is one of the many points at which narcissism becomes indistinguishable from masochism. Let me put it plainly: If you want someone just like you to be president of the United States, or even vice president, you deserve whatever dysfunctional society you get. You deserve to be poor, to see the environment despoiled, to watch your children receive a fourth-rate education and to suffer as this country wages -- and loses -- both necessary and unnecessary wars. McCain has so little respect for the presidency of the United States that he is willing to put the girl next door (soon, too, to be a grandma) into office beside him. He has so little respect for the average American voter that he thinks this reckless and cynical ploy will work. And it might. Palin's nomination has clearly excited Christian conservatives, and it may entice a few million gender-obsessed fans of Hillary Clinton to vote entirely on the basis of chromosomes. Throw in a few million more average Americans who will just love how the nice lady smiles, and 2009 could be a very interesting year. Tune in next week and watch cousin Sarah fuss with our nuclear arsenal ... . Sam Harris is a founder of the Reason Project and the author of "The End of Faith" and "Letter to a Christian Nation."