 | Noel Fielding takes on hecklers at Just The Tonic Click more for transcript of audio (thanks April). Recorded at Just The Tonic's Christmas Extreme at The Royal Centre in Nottingham 22nd Dec 2006. BEGINNING OF TRANSCRIPT: Noel: Have you finished with your travel card? Have you finished with your travel card? Have you finished with your travel card? Have you finished? Have you? Have you finished? Have you? Have you finished? I I Man1: *inaudible* Noel: Are you interrupting again? Its you again, isnt it? There cant be two twats in that tiny area. Man 2: Hey you suck! Noel: Sorry? Man 2: You suck! Noel: Who, me or him? Man2: Both of you! Noel: Both of us? Youre.. youre third in that order though, surely. Even him, he's a total cunt, youre bett, uh, worse than him. Do I suck? Man2: Yes! Man1: Are you gunna shave your head? Noel: Am I gunna shave my head? Jeez You suck, yes, are you gunna shave your head? Yeah, I am, yeah, this is what this is about. This is a hairdressers. This is the Barbers preamble before he comes out and cuts my hair. There's four of them and were gunna do a fucking quartet then I'm gunna stab you in the eyes with the scissors. Man1: How do you put your trousers on? Noel: Huh? Man1: How do you put your trousers on? Noel: How do I put them on? Is that a trick question? Man1: Want me to show you? Noel: I put them in the fire, then come down the chimney. And then at night, I take them off again to fuck your momma. Man1: Youre not very imaginative! Noel: Well I fuck her in an imaginative way. I dress her up as a penguin and then set fire to her. *Man1 doesnt reply.* Noel: Anything? I dont mind, I love these games, cmon. Silence is golden. Look at you, creepin off in the dark like Fergal Sharkey. Now you got nothing to say. Not very imaginative. Everyone hates you. END OF TRANSCRIPT |
 | Buffalo Bills fan heckling a Ray Lewis fan with a travel bag "That is a step down from a purse" -Mikey P. If you listen to the background conversation you can hear Karl talking about some hot girl he has spotted. Yes, you're caught Karl. |
 | Odyssey 5: Caspar van Dyke SF con time travel snark Odyssey 5's "Time Out of Mind". Scifi writer Caspar van Dyke is who our two intrepid time-traveling astronauts go to for help, only he's busy giving a convention speech about how time travel is actually as wanky a thought as him being nice to heckling fanboys in the audience. You should check out the rest of the episode out there, since he later also snarks about how humans playing aliens on low budget TV is... *looks at Code Name: Eternity* Nice show, but again, shame about the cancellation. Never got the chance to see it to the "end" either. |
 | Thoughs about Banking Comedian Jim McCue give a banker in the audience a lesson on the history of banking. |
 | Organized shooting action instructed by professional.2 Welcome to shooting range instructed by professionals Tallinn, Estonia. "XXXLtour" & "Survey City Rounds" travel. |
 | Getting Heckled in Angkor Wat This happened at every entrance and exit to the ancient temples in this ancient city in Cambodia |
 | Boxing on the Teufelsrad, Oktoberfest 2008 The ride is called the Teufelsrad (which translates to something like The Wheel of the Devil). After enjoying multiple beers and bratwurst in the festzelt, my German colleageThomas, his girlfriend, and two other friends went to try the Teufelsrad, which is supposed to be the oldest ride at Oktoberfest (1910). They alternated by playing variations of hanging on in a pig pile of people, while they turned up the speed on the turntable, until the centrifugal force becomes too much. Then they had guys in lederhosen, holding on to a rope ring in the center, while straddled by girls in dirndls. That was cool. Then they did boxing. They give gloves to two guys to box and a whistle to a girl to referee (and just generally try to avoid getting clocked, herself). After seeing a couple of rounds of this go down, I just had to try it. I jumped into the center and raised my hand, saying Ich bin Amerikaner! Ich bin Amerikaner! The old Bavarian guy, who is the MC/heckler, pointed to me and motioned to give him(i.e. me, the American) the gloves. And whom shall we have him fight? Ah, yes, der jong Max Schmelling. The footage you see was taken by Thomas and is actually only the last 2 times of about five times that I hit the floor. I think he broke my nose—seriously, I havent breathed right since then, and it was sore for days. I cant even get Thomas to tell me what the old guy was saying about me, while I was getting my ass kicked. :) but it was so much fun! |
 | FareCompare Santa Gets Heckled and Pan-handled The FareCompare Grumpy Santa is not happy with his tray table. And he's getting tired of the hecklers. Then, he gets pan-handled ... |
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