The '''Dreadnought'' Hoax' was a
practical joke pulled by
Horace de Vere Cole in
1910. Cole tricked the
Royal Navy into showing their
flagship, the warship
HMS ''Dreadnought'' to a supposed delegation of
Abyssinian royals. The hoax drew attention in Britain to the emergence of the
Bloomsbury Group.
The
hoax involved Cole and five friends— writer Virginia Stephen (later
Virginia Woolf), her brother
Adrian Stephen, Guy Ridley, Anthony Buxton and artist
Duncan Grant—who disguised themselves with skin darkeners and turbans. The disguise's main limitation was that the "royals" could not eat anything or their make-up would be ruined. Adrian Stephen took the role of "interpreter". The operation cost Cole
£4000.
On
February 10,
1910 the trick began. Cole had an accomplice send a
telegram to HMS ''Dreadnought'' which was then moored in
Weymouth,
Dorset. The message said that the ship must be prepared for the visit of a group of princes from Abyssinia and was purportedly signed by
Foreign Office Under-secretary Sir
Charles Hardinge.
Cole with his entourage went to
London's
Paddington station where Cole claimed that he was "Herbert Cholmondeley" of the
UK Foreign Office and demanded a special train to
Weymouth. The stationmaster arranged a VIP coach.
In Weymouth, the navy welcomed the princes with an honour guard. Unfortunately, nobody had found an Abyssinian flag, so the navy proceeded to use that of
Zanzibar and to play Zanzibar's
national anthem. Their visitors did not appear to notice.
The group inspected the fleet. They distributed cards printed in
Swahili and talked with each other in a broken
Latin. To show their appreciation, they yelled invented words. They asked for
prayer mats and bestowed fake military honours on some of the officers. One officer familiar with both Cole and Virginia Stephen failed to recognize either one, possibly because he heard the interpreter's strong German accent and was worried in case a German spy came on-board.
When they were on the train, Anthony Buxton
sneezed and blew off his false whiskers, but managed to stick them back before anyone noticed. Cole told a train conductor that he could serve royals lunch only with white gloves. This was, of course, to avoid the problem with the make-up.
In London, they revealed the ruse by sending a letter and a group photo to the ''
Daily Mirror''. The Royal Navy briefly became an object of ridicule and demanded that Cole be arrested. However, Cole and his compatriots had not broken any
law. The Navy sent two officers to
cane Cole as a
punishment—but Cole countered that it was they who should be caned because they had been fooled in the first place.
References
Reference to this hoax can be read in Virginia Woolf's Short Stories (see "A Society" for more details).