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'Cecil Adams' is a name, generally assumed to be a pseudonym, which designates the unknown author or authors of ''The Straight Dope'', a popular question and answer column published in ''The Chicago Reader'' since 1973. The column has since been syndicated in thirty newspapers in the United States and Canada and is also available online. Billed as the "World's Smartest Human Being", Adams responds to often unusual inquiries with abrasive humor (often directed against the questioner), and at times exhaustive research into obscure and arcane issues, urban legends, and the like. On more than one occasion, Cecil has been forced to retract an answer or at least modify it substantially when confronted by "the teeming millions", which he does in a gentlemanly and good-humored manner, often claiming overwork and staff shortages. On rare occasions, Adams has made appearances on the Straight Dope's Message Board.

Contents

Trademark application

Personal details

Published works

Notes

External links

Trademark application

''The Chicago Reader'' applied to register "Cecil Adams" as a trademark in 1986, stating in their application that "Cecil Adams does not identify any particular individual but was devised as a fanciful name." The trademark application also notes that the name was first used in 1973 when the column began. (The trademark registration was refused for unknown reasons, despite an appeal.) Thus, it seems likely that the pseudonym is applied to a group or series of writers, much like Carolyn Keene is used as the putative author of the Nancy Drew book series.

Personal details

Adams himself claims that he has "never been photographed", but Ed Zotti, Adams's "assistant and editor", who fulfils Adams's publicity engagements, has appeared in at least one photo captioned "Cecil Adams".^[1]
In his columns, Adams has revealed a few details of his personal life. Although the FAQ section on his website states that chance references to "Mrs. Adams" may refer to his mother, The Straight Dope: Who is this man called Cecil Adams? one article describes him making out with Mrs. Adams.^[2] Likewise, a reference to his "little researchers" may or may not suggest that he has children. He is an accomplished traveler, and currently resides in Chicago. He is also left-handed and may be balding^[3] and colorblind.^[4] He apparently attended Northwestern University (he mentions having taken a class with Northwestern English Professor Bergen Evans)^[5] but also mentions once working as an electrician's apprentice.^[6] He also mentions going to Catholic School and being taught by nuns.^[7]

Published works

Cecil Adams's columns are archived at the Straight Dope website, which also hosts a popular internet forum, and there is a popular Usenet group, alt.fan.cecil-adams, as well. In 1996, the A&E Network briefly aired a show hosted by comedian Mike Lukas based on the column called, of course, ''The Straight Dope''.
To date, Adams has published five collections of his ''The Straight Dope'' columns, and has watched as his "assistant" published a children's collection in ''The Straight Dope'' style titled ''Know It All''.
He has been "fighting ignorance since 1973" (which is the column's motto), and there are more than 600 articles available for browsing in the online archive. Columns are accompanied by illustrations; the regular illustrator for over two decades is Slug Signorino, a successful commercial artist, who, like Cecil, is very secretive. His illustrations often depict Adams as a turkey wearing a mortar board.
Cecil regularly refers to his readership as "the teeming millions", a phrase shared by (and presumably lifted from) Bram Stoker's ''Dracula''.

Notes

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2. Does passionate kissing cause your chewing gum to disintegrate? Cecil Adams
3. Does sex make your acne worse? Cecil Adams
4. Who decided red means "stop" and green means "go"? Cecil Adams
5. Why is William Shakespeare considered the greatest English language writer of all time? Cecil Adams
6. How come the U.S. uses 120 volt electricity, not 240 like the rest of the world? Cecil Adams
7. Why is the heart considered the center of love and affection? Cecil Adams

External links

★ The Straight Dope website

★ alt.fan.cecil-adams FAQ

★ The Straight Dope Message Board

★ Trademark status file