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'"Bollocks"' is a word of
Anglo Saxon origin, meaning
testicles in
British English and in
Hiberno-English. The word is often used figuratively, most commonly as a noun to mean "nonsense" or as an expletive following a minor accident or misfortune, but also in a number of other ways: as an adjective to mean "poor quality" or "useless", as a noun to mean "top quality" or "perfection", and in various compound expressions (see below).
Perhaps the best-known international use of the term in this sense is in the title of a
Sex Pistols album. Testimony in a resulting prosecution over the "obscene" term demonstrated that in Old English the word referred to a priest, and could also be used to mean "nonsense" (see ''
Never Mind the Bollocks, Here's the Sex Pistols'' for details). Or, indeed, the phrase in common usage "Bollocks to that!" expressing a distaste for a certain task or subject. Alternative usage can be to show the opposite feeling, expressing admiration or pleasure, as in "That's the dog's bollocks!"
Etymology
The word has a long and distinguished history, with the
Oxford English Dictionary giving examples of its usage dating back to the 13th century. In view of its current status as a profanity, it is ironic that one of the early references is
John Wycliffe's
Bible (1382), Leviticus xxii, 24: "Al beeste, that ... kitt and taken a wey the 'ballokes' is, ye shulen not offre to the Lord..." (any beast that is cut and taken away the bollocks, you shall not offer to the Lord).
The Oxford English Dictionary states (with abbreviations expanded): "Probably a derivative of Teutonic ''ball-'', of which the Old English representative would be inferred as ''beall-u'', ''-a'', or ''-e''".
The Teutonic ''ball-'' in turn probably derives from the
Proto-Indo-European base ''
★ bhel-'', to inflate or swell. This base also forms the root of many other words, including ''phallus''.
From the seventeenth to the nineteenth century, ''bollocks'' or ''ballocks'' was allegedly used as a slang term for a clergyman, although this meaning is not mentioned by the
Oxford English Dictionary (2nd ed., 1989). For example, in 1864, the Commanding Officer of the Straights Fleet regularly referred to his chaplain as "Ballocks". It has been suggested that ''bollocks'' came to have its modern meaning of "rubbish" because clergymen were notorious for speaking rubbish during their sermons.
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Alternative spellings
"Ballock" is a variation of "bollock", which was in everyday usage in the medieval period, albeit rarely heard today. The connection with "ball" in the sense of testis is evident.
The word is sometimes spelled as ''bollox'' or ''bollix'' usually in order to make it appear less vulgar. In this case its meaning is "to bungle", for example "The project was going well, but my boss bollixed it up." This is the sense in which the term "bollix" is generally used in the United States of America for example, where the term "bollocks" is generally known only from the title of the Sex Pistols album, and its original meaning is almost unknown. "Bollixed up" is sometimes considered an out-of-date expression that has largely been replaced by phrases such as "screwed up," as the latter term has gradually lost most of its previously vulgar connotation.
"Bollix" may also be used to refer to a particularly nasty or awkward person, particularly in Ireland, as in "He's a right Bollix".
A modern myth claims that the correct singular of the phrase should not be "bollock", but rather "pillock", commonly used as another British English insult (though usually without the testis connotation). However, it appears that this is erroneous, and that the two words are connected only by similarities in the spelling. Both "pillock" and "cock" are probably shortened forms of the
Middle English "pillicock", a slang term for "penis".
Severity
The relative severity of the various British profanities, as perceived by the public, was studied on behalf of the British
Broadcasting Standards Commission,
Independent Television Commission,
BBC and
Advertising Standards Authority. The results of this jointly commissioned research were published in December 2000 in a paper called "Delete Expletives?". This placed "bollocks" in eighth position in terms of its perceived severity, positioning it (in an anatomically-correct coincidence) between "prick" (seventh place) and "arsehole" (ninth place). By comparison, the word "balls" (which has a similar literal meaning) was ranked in 22nd place. Of the people surveyed, only 11% thought that "bollocks" could acceptably be broadcast at times before the notional 9pm "
watershed".
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Negative uses
Talking bollocks
In this context it means talking nonsense or even
bullshit, for example "don't listen to him, he's talking bollocks" Talking bollocks in a corporate context is referred to as ''bollockspeak''. Bollockspeak tends to be
buzzword-laden and largely content-free. "Rupert, we'll have to leverage our synergies to facilitate a
paradigm shift by Q4" is an example of management bollockspeak. The act of talking bollocks whilst waving one's arms about wildly is referred to as ''testiculation''.
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In addition, the word bollocks can be used to annunciate a lie, an incorrect statement, an unfair situation, a spot of bad luck or something completely pointless, i.e "what a load of bollocks". A quotation from
John O'Farrell includes a range of examples of this usage: a character attending a comedy awards ceremony says "These awards are a load of bollocks. It's all bollocks, all of it. These people: bollocks; this whole industry: complete bollocks; these prizes: meaningless bollocks; all these free gifts: marketing bollocks; this food: pure bollocks."
[4] Similarly, it is claimed that
Alastair Campbell "routinely dismissed unwelcome news stories as 'bollocks', 'complete bollocks' and 'bollocks on stilts'".
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Bollocks!
''Bollocks!'' can be used as a standalone interjection to express strong disagreement. This usage is closely related to the above; it dismisses a statement as nonsense, similar to
bullshit. This can be expanded, for example, to "What a complete and utter load of bollocks!"
A relatively common expression in some circles, with a similar meaning, is ''"Yer ballax!"'' (Your bollocks).
Sometimes ''bollocks'' is combined with an abbreviated version of the original statement, e.g.:
★ ''"It was your fault."'' - ''"Bollocks it was!"'' (It certainly was not.)
★ ''"Did Rovers win last night?"'' - ''"Did they bollocks!"'' (No they didn't and why are you asking such a silly question?)
This usage is most frequently found in
Hiberno-English, where the reiteration of the verb for emphasis in answering a question is common, emulating the
Irish language where no single words for
yes or
no exist.
A related usage is in expressing contempt for something or someone. A
Channel 4 TV programme on
9 June 2005, dealing with the subject of
testicular cancer was punningly titled ''Bollocks to Cancer''. A similar usage is the "Bollocks to Brussels" car stickers, which were displayed by those wishing to express contempt for European law.
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A Bollocks
Comparable to
cock-up,
screw up,
balls-up and similar. Used with the indefinite article it means a disaster, mess, a failure often used pejoratively as in "You made a bollocks out of that one, sunshine!". Used throughout the
British Isles perhaps more frequently in the northern regions.
Bollocksed
Uses of the word bollocksed:
1. a state of exhaustion: "I couldn't sleep at all last night, I'm completely bollocksed!"
2. as a synonym for broken: "My foot pump is completely bollocksed."
3. to refer to a botched job: "Well you bollocksed it up that time, Your Majesty!" or "I'm sorry I am so late. Bollocksed up at work again, I fear. Millions down the drain."
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4. to describe an extreme state of inebriation or drug imbibement: "Last night I got completely bollocksed."
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5. to refer to the after effects of such (see 4) activity : "I drank two bottles of gin last night, I'm completely bollocksed."
Dropping a bollock
''To drop a bollock'' describes the malfunction of an operation, or messing something up - as in many sports, and in more polite business parlance, ''dropping the ball'' brings play to an unscheduled halt.
[9] It has not been unknown in some instances for the phrase to be used to highlight extreme anger. The phrase has even seen use in the literal sense when a male suffers injury to the scrotum.
Bollocks dropping is often used to refer to male adolescence especially when concerned with the changes to his voice e.g. "How can he sing so high?" "Easy, his bollocks haven't dropped yet."
More recently the term has been used to describe the instance of disbelief. e.g. "He nearly dropped a bollock when he found out." "The manager would drop a bollock if he knew."
Bollocking
''Bollocking'' usually refers to a good verbal chastisement for something one has done incorrectly. i.e. "I didn't do my homework and got a right bollocking off Mr Smith" or "a nurse was assisting at an appendix operation when, apparently, she shouldn't have been doing so...and the surgeon got a bollocking".
[10] The term is used frequently in the
British Army recruitment process where it is mutually understood that "if you err then you will get bollocked or get a bollocking" —in most cases, these bollockings will be without physical contact but will be a psychological assault on a person's character, look or actions.
Originally, a ''bollocking'' was a serious assault, and the term comes from the
bollock dagger, popular between the 13th and 18th centuries.
''Rollocking'' is sometimes used in place of bollocking when the use of the word could cause offence (not to be confused with
rowlocks).
''Bollocking'' can also be used as a reinforcing adjective: "He hasn't a bollocking clue!" or "Where's me bollocking car?"
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Up to one's bollocks
This phrase can be used if one is overwhelmed with a substance or chore. Eg: "Can you help me out, Henry? I'm up to my bollocks in paperwork!" Or: "The wife over-watered the flowerbeds again; now I'm up to my bollocks in petunias!"
Bollock cold
The
scrotum's purpose is to keep testicles a couple of degrees cooler than the rest of the body. However, ''bollock cold'' actually means very cold indeed. "It's bollock cold outside - it's enough to freeze the bollocks off a
brass monkey".
Bollocks (transitive verb)
''To bollocks something up'' describes the act of messing something up. Alternatively, one can ''make a right bollocks'' of it.
Bollocks (singular noun)
Bollocks, or ballocks, can be used as a singular noun to mean a despicable or notorious person: eg "Who's the old ballocks you were talking to?"
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Testiculate (verb)
To wave ones hands about and talk Bollocks. Possibly attributable to
I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue (
BBC Radio 4).
Positive uses
Dog's bollocks
Another usage with a positive sense is ''the dog's bollocks''.
[13] An example of this usage is "Before
Tony Blair's speech, a chap near me growled: ‘'E thinks 'e's the dog's bollocks.’ Well he's entitled to. It was a commanding speech: a real dog's bollocks of an oration."
[14] Sometimes the phrase is shortened to just "the dog's" or "the bollocks" and can be substituted with "mutts nuts" (see below).
Although this is a recent term (the Online Etymology Dictionary dates it to 1989
), its origins are obscure:
★ etymologist
Eric Partridge and the BBC believe the term comes from the printers' mark of a colon and a dash
[16];
★ another theory suggests it is a
spoonerism of 1950's
Meccano sets called "box, deluxe", in much the same way that their "box, standard" set name was corrupted to "bog standard", although this etymology is anything but certain.
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★ "The dog's bollocks" fits in with several rhyming
reduplications of positive meaning that were popular during the
1920s ("the ," "the "). More recent expressions that follow the same pattern are "the mutt's nuts" or "the dog's danglies".
There is also a
beer brewed in
England by the
Wychwood Brewery called the Dogs Bollocks,
[18] as well as a
lager cocktail.
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There is an Australian political blog called
The Dogs Bollocks with the motto 'Truth is like a dog’s bollocks - pretty obvious if you care to look – but most of us prefer to avert our gaze, or have them permanently removed.'
In certain polite society the term will get altered to "The Mutts Nutts".
Dog's Bollock Syndrome
''Dog's Bollock Syndrome'' can be used to describe an excessive use of technology or visual aid, such as in an enormous use of Flash animations on a website. It is derived from the question: "Why do dogs lick their bollocks?" (answer: "Because they can"). In a technological context, the question could be "Why has the web developer included a three-minute animated intro to this page?", prompting the answer: "Dog's Bollock Syndrome, Mate. Because he can".
The bollocks
''The bollocks'' — and the definite article is important here — can be used to mean something good when one is talking about a person or object: "My new car is the bollocks!" or "That new chef down the road, she's the bollocks!". Non-native speakers of British English should exercise extreme caution when using the term in this manner. The antonymic property of ''bollocks'' and ''the [dog's] bollocks'' is often used in humour, such as in the film
The 51st State.
Top bollock[s]
''Top bollock'' is also used as a superlative, for example: "This beer is top bollock". Used in the plural, ''top bollocks'' often refers to women's breasts, "Look at Suzannes's top bollocks - you don't get many of those to the pound."
[20] It is also known to be used to refer to authority figures or those in power, particularly by office workers, e.g. "I have to do this, it's an order from the Top Bollocks".
Chuffed to one's bollocks
The phrase ''chuffed to [his] bollocks'' describes someone who is very pleased with himself. One example is ''The Homecoming'' by Nobel laureate
Harold Pinter.
[21] The phrase provided a serious challenge to translators of his work. See
BBC article. Pinter used a similar phrase in an open letter, published in ''
The Guardian'', and addressed to the Prime Minister,
Tony Blair, attacking his co-operation with American foreign policy. The letter ends by saying "Oh, by the way, meant to mention, forgot to tell you, we were all chuffed to the bollocks when Labour won the election".
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It is unclear whether a woman may be ''chuffed to her bollocks'', presumably not. Similarly, she may struggle to be ''as pleased as a dog with two dicks''.
Euphemisms
Although the term is far more widely accepted than it was at the time of the
Sex Pistols trial, there are occasions when an alternative phrase is required, either for reasons of decorum or to thwart an overzealous mail filter.
Balderdash
''Balderdash'' is an excellent substitute for bollocks in polite company. The word has a long, anorchid pedigree going back centuries, but sounds as though it ought to be a profanity: "With all due respect, Brian, you're talking balderdash".
Rhyming slang
The
Cockney rhyming slang for ''bollocks'' is
Jackson Pollocks. It can be shortened to ''Jackson's'', as in "Modern art? Pile of Jacksons if you ask me!".
''
Sandra Bullocks'' is occasionally used to approximate rhyming slang -- it does not quite rhyme, but preserves meter and rhythm.
The Beautiful South bowdlerised their original line "sweaty bollocks" as "Sandra Bullocks" as one of several changes to make their song "Don't Marry Her" acceptable for mainstream radio play for this reason.
Other examples:
★ Jacobs =
Jacob's Cream Crackers = Knackers
Spoonerisms
The
spoonerism ''Bonkey Dollocks'' is a term of endearment for a well-endowed male. ''The bonkey's dollocks'' can be used as a synonym for "the dog's bollocks", as can ''the bog's dollocks''. Another popular spoonerism is
''Betty Swollocks'' (also Swallox or Swallocks). "It ain't half hot and humid in
Kuala Lumpur, mum - I've got a bad case of betty swollocks". This can be shortened to simply "The Betties".
Horlicks
The term
Horlicks was used in July 2003 by former British Foreign Secretary
Jack Straw ("a complete Horlicks"
[23]) to describe irregularities in the preparation and provenance of the "
dodgy dossier" regarding weapons of mass destruction in
Iraq, instead of the less polite "make a complete bollocks of something". This euphemism stems from an advertising campaign for the
Horlicks malt drink, where people were seen to be shouting "
Horlicks" in a loud voice to give vent to stress or frustration.
Nadgers
''Nadgers'' is one of many words dripping with sexual
innuendo that emerged in the 1950s and 60s to flout strict
BBC censorship. The etymology is uncertain, but possibly based on "
gonad". When
Rambling Syd Rumpo on the radio show ''
Round the Horne'' asked "What shall we do with a drunken nurker?", the answer he gave was "Hit him in the nadgers with the bosun's plunger...till his bodgers dangle". See article under
World Wide Words for more details.
''The badger's nadgers'' can be used as a substitute for the phrase ''the dog's bollocks'', having essentially the same meaning.
Ballbags
'Ballbags' is another term for 'bollocks' made popular by the
English Comedian Russell Brand, on his
television show Big Brother's Big Mouth. Over the course of series 7 of BBBM, they gradually developed their own personalities with one of them as the "younger, shyer bag", and the other as the "older, more confident bag". They featured in various escapades throughout series 7, but were then replaced by some "dicksacks".
Brand would also use 'ballbags' as an all-purpose expletive, as 'bollocks' may well have been considered too
rude for the
audience demographic that
Channel Four was trying to attract.
Humour
There is a strand of English humour which uses words that sound similar to 'bollocks', or other slang words for testicles, for comic effect. A good example would be "In Sarajevo in 1914,
Archduke Franz Ferdinand of Austria was shot in the Balkans". In
Richard E Grant's
memoir With Nails, the actor tells of going to the
Ambassador Hotel in
Los Angeles and notes that this is the place where "Robert Kennedy was shot in the kitchens. Sorry - 'kitchens' sounds like a euphemism for 'bollocks'. He was ''killed'' here."
Another joke plays on the double meaning of some slang words- "I was in the shoe-menders today- and I got kicked in the cobblers..." this joke plays on the double meaning of the word 'cobblers'.''See also:
Cockney rhyming slang.''
Ballock knife
There is a type of late-medieval dagger that is known to weapon and armor specialists as a "
ballock knife" or "ballock-hafted knife". This dagger has a pair of symmetrical oval swellings located on each side of the hilt at the guard and clearly resembling male genitalia. An example can be found in the Wallace Collection in London and is depicted in the official catalogue there.
Offensive T-shirts
The word ''bollocks'' caused controversy again in the UK in 2006, when Tony Wright, a
Leicestershire trader, was given an £80 fixed penalty fine, by police, for selling T-shirts bearing the slogan ''Bollocks to Blair''. This took place on
29 June 2006 at the
Royal Norfolk Show where police issued the penalty notice, quoting Section 5 of the
Public Order Act 1986 which refers to language "deemed to cause Harassment, Alarm or Distress".
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Commentators have made comparisons with the Sex Pistols case, pointing to some of the statements made by the defence barrister,
John Mortimer QC, which gain a new
irony in the light of this event:
:"What sort of country are we living in if a politician comes to Nottingham and speaks here to a group of people in the city centre and during his speech a heckler replies 'bollocks'. Are we to expect this person to be incarcerated, or do we live in a country where we are proud of our Anglo Saxon language?"
Other uses
''Bollock head'' is a British term for a shaven head,
[24] but can also refer to someone who is intellectually challenged. ''Bollock brain'' can be used with a similar meaning. An 1811 ''Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue'' cites the expression "His brains are in his ballocks" to designate a fool.
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''Bollock chops'' is used to describe someone with a rounded face
physiognomy.
''Bollock breath'' is a general term of abuse, likely for a person suffering from
halitosis.
''Bollock buster'' refers to any very heavy item, especially one that may cause a
hernia.
Both icy weather and hard work run the risk of
orchidectomy: "It's minus twenty outside - I'll freeze my bollocks off!", or "Fred worked his bollocks off on that last project". (Interestingly, this phrase is frequently used by and about women, regardless of the fact that they are generally bollock-free to begin with.
Lee Ryan from the
Blue (boy band) refers to his mother having "worked her bollocks off" to help his early career.
[2] ) In this context, one can also work one's bollocks "to the bone".
Used in singular form to describe being in the nude: "he was completely pissed and stark bollock naked".
[26] ''Bollocky'' is Australian slang for "naked"; ''in the bollocky-buff'' is naval slang for the same.
[27] However, ''bollock naked'' is naval slang for
spaghetti bolognese.
Another common usage in Ireland and the UK — "....a right kick in the bollocks" — is used to describe a significant set-back or disappointment. In Ireland, a "kick in the bollocks" is the name of a non-alcoholic cocktail of
Red Bull and
red lemonade. Also in Ireland, the term can be used as a very informal term of endearment "ah Ted, ye big bollocks, let's go have a pint!"
A related term ''bolloxed'' (more rarely: ''bollocksed'') means "bladdered", or "drunk". For example: "We had 12 pints of
Stella last night and we was [sic] well bolloxed".
Because the word "bollocks" is not generally understood in
American English, it was used by one of the subjects in the
2004 television program "Brat Camp", in which troubled British teenagers were sent to an American wilderness reformation camp. In it, participants were forbidden by the camp rules from swearing, but since the supervisors did not recognize the term "bollocks" as a swear, one member was able to use it to relieve his frustration with impunity. The program included a brief segment in which he begged the (British) camera crew not to reveal the meaning of the word to the supervisors.
On the Internet, bollocks is sometimes synonymous with "miscellaneous" in some blogs. It is used to list stories that do not fit in any other particular category (See
Threadwatch).
Shouting game
A game called "bollocks" exists in which the players take turns to shout the eponymous word. Each shout is required to be louder than the last, starting with a whisper and ending with a full-blooded yell. This is usually played by schoolboys, to whom the idea of shouting a proscribed word in public has a sort of risqué appeal. A '
Mexican wave bollocks' variation (where the fun is in getting as many other people to shout the word as possible) is often played in the campsites of British music festivals; the main example being
Reading and Leeds Festivals, but others as well, for example
Glastonbury or
T in the Park. People often break the chain by shouting '
arse' instead but this usually results in it starting over again.
There is also a variant where the word is sung in increasing volume rather than shouted, and in some instances, can be rather musically pleasant, even though not particularly lyrically complex.
Other Slang Words for testicles
There are a large number of slang words for bollocks, listed
here
References
1. The Soul of Wit: Eccentricity, Absurdity and Other Ecclesiastical Treasures, , Peter, Watkins, SCM-Canterbury Press Ltd, ,
2. Delete Expletives paper
3. Down to a Sunset Sea, , Saif, Rahman, Twenty First Century Publishers Ltd, , "'What a fine load of bollocks that was,' Phillip confessed to Caroline the following evening. 'There's even a word for it: ''testiculating'' or waving your arms around and talking bollocks. Mind you - towards the end I was starting to believe what I was saying.'"
4. This is your life (paperback edn.), , John, O'Farrell, Black Swan, ,
5. The Iraq War and Democratic Politics, , Alex, Danchev, Routledge, ,
6. Spheres of contempt, , Willy, Dunn, The Times,
7. Memorable Quotes from ''Notting Hill (film)''
8. Bally's Celtic Swing "We all went out...for a few beers to a place called Sean's Bar. Some of the lads were playing darts in there, and there was a lass near them who was utterly bollocksed. She was all over the shop."
9. Top Ten Worst Vanity Projects "Guy Ritchie....was about to drop a bollock from a mile high. His next project in 2003 was ''Swept Away'', a film so harshly derided by critics that it actually made the reader feel sympathy for the poor guy – that is, until they saw it for themselves."
10. Journalists accused of wrecking doctors' lives, , Joanna, Lyall, British Medical Journal,
11. Wild Grow the Lillies, , Christy, Brown, Martin Secker & Warburg, ,
12. Ulysses, , James, Joyce, , ,
13. Dog's bollocks - meaning and origin phrases.org.uk, Viz magazine 1989: ''"Viz: the dog's bollocks: the best of issues 26 to 31."''
14. , , , , The Times,
15. Online Etymology Dictionary Douglas Harper
16. Balderdash and Piffle "Man's Best Friend" BBC 2
17. Questions & Answers: Bog-standard Michael Quinion
18. Wychwood Dogs Bollocks
19. Dogs Bollocks recipe
20. James Bond, The Spy I Loved, , Christopher, Wood, Twenty First Century Publishers Ltd, , "The heroine needed to be young, capable of projecting a naïve innocence, able to act a bit and possessed of what I heard a member of the crew describe as 'a decent pair of top bollocks'."
21. "He'll be chuffed to his bollocks in the morning when he sees his eldest son."
22. The Cambridge Companion to Harold Pinter, , Peter, Raby, Cambridge University Press, ,
23. Straw says dossier was 'embarrassing'
24. Ripley Bogle, , Robert McLiam, Wilson, Arcade Publishing, , "My baldy chum wasn't smiling now.....This bollock-head was obviously an amateur, a cowboy."
25. 1811 Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue (reprinted 2004), , Captain, Grose, Kessinger Publishing, ,
26. South America Detox, , Jon, Carter, Carter, ,
27. Transcript of interview with Billy Connolly for ABC TV's ''With Enough Rope'' : With reference to a scene in a film in which Connolly appears naked, he says "So I danced bollocky buff round them..."
See also
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Ballcock
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bullock
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