 | Hoochie Mama's Teddy Revenge Fantasy Practice Black Afro Squirt Sexy Tramp Girl love NOW Girls... Lift your foot and slam it down on his neck - when his eyes start to bulge, Stomp & KICK ....4 Being A Black Navigator driving, Dark Skinned, Dread Liar, said I was your fantasy when U only wanted your white cake and apple bottom pie too! Does she know you like those golden showers U always ask me to GIVE YOU?My Fantasy by Teddy Riley feat Guy You all ready to kick? C'mon. 1-2-3 Swing it Aw yeah baby, you're my fantasy And I want everybody in the house to clap,Clap, clap your hands, c'mon and I want all the money fellas out there to give me the dog move when I count to three Ready? You all ready? Here we go. 1-2-3 Swing it, (woof) Aw yeah, (woof) Aw yeah, (woof) Aw yeah All the money major fellas (woof)Oh yeah do the dog, do, do the dog Now I want to introduce whose in the house tonight, ready?Guys in the house, Jeane Griff's in the house Red Hairs in the house Wreck n' Effects in the house Today's in the house and my man zen in the house Spike Lee's in the house GR kicking it live UR a fantasy! |
 | Ryan & Carl--Black King to White Knight, Continue the Game? At his P.I. office, Ryan is on the phone with Frankie, who's staking out Vicky's house to keep an eye on her. Vicky isn't at home any longer, so Ryan tells Frankie to shut down the stakeout and go look for Vicky at her mother's or someplace, and he'll leave the computer on in case Frankie wants to send Ryan a message that Carl can't tap into. Frankie tells Ryan to be safe, and he tells her to do the same. But when a message comes in only a few seconds later, it's not from Frankie; it's from Carl. "Black King to White Knight, shall we continue the game?" Carl is asking. Ryan asks Carl what he means. Carl replies via computer to be prepared--the next move is Carl's, and it's coming sooner than Ryan thinks. Thanks to Janie for the scenes. |
 | Hugs Are Overrated Chapter 19 Hey! I was writing this when the earthquake happened! It freaked me out! One minute im listening to music, then BAM my tv falls of the dresser! I FREAKED! Well anyway here it is xD --------- "Easy. A lot of soda, candy, and fun!" I said laughing. "Dude how can you not dance to all these awesome songs?!?" Joe said as he did an actual flip this time without knocking anyone over.. I laughed. We kept dancing until my cellphone alarm went off. "Oh I better get ready for school." I turned off my alarm and shut the music off. "Aw! When do you get off?" Joe asked as he smiled. "11:30." I smiled and ran upstairs. About 5 minutes later I came running down with my converse on, my black skinny jeans, and my black skull shirt on. Chains were hanging down from my pantsand I was brushing my teeth and running around the house looking for my back pack. I saw Nicholas sitting there. I ran upstairs, spit, and ran back down. "Nicholas why aren't you getting ready?" "I'm at your house and my house is too far." Nicholas replied as he sat up. "It's next door." "So." I laughed as I grabbed my backpack and fixed my bangs. "Come on Nicholas!" I said as I ran out the door, and was soon followed by Nicholas. "Okay come on!" He said as he ran faster we finally got at school and everyone was looking at us again. But we're broken up so it doesn't matter. "Aura. I forgot my books..." I laughed. "We'll just have to share in class. Nicholas you better bring them next time, if not share with Riley." I wanted to puke at that name, but obviously I couldn't. Me and Nick ran into Mr. George's class. "Late AGAIN?" Mr. George said. "Me and Nick's brother were dancing all night, literally. I didn't even sleep!" I said as I took an empty seat. Nicholas soon sat next to me and we had to share text books and the class soon ended. We took the rest of our classes and started to walk home until Riley came up to us. "Hey Nicholas!" She said in a flirty tone and kissed him on the lips. I just smiled and waited so we could start walking again. I shouldn't get intimidated. I just smiled, it wasn't fake, but it wasn't real. It didn't really bother me, but I know deep down it did somewhere. I know it does. She let go and looked at me. I smiled and she got furious. "Aren't you mad?!?" "Why? Because one of my best friends is kissing his girlfriend? No. Why?" I wasn't really bothered, but again somewhere deep down I was. "Because! I'm kissing your ex!" "So. I don't have feelings for Nicholas. I think I ... have feelings for Joe." I was being serious. My feelings for Nicholas dissapeared. I like Joe. I think... I might be lying. Nicholas... Nick looked at me with dissapointment. "Well I better get home. I still have some partying left in me!" I started to leave, but Nick grabbed me, turned me around, and kissed me. I don't know WTF he's doing, but I know deep down I liked it. Maybe even closer than I thought. I kissed back and I wrapped my arms around his neck as he put his hands on my waist. Riley's mouth just dropped. I think I had Nick's plan all figured out. He was using Riley, but Riley didn't know. It was a cute thought. But what about Joe?!? I pulled away and started to cry. I ran out of the hallway and ran all the way home. I ran in and Joe was right there. I couldn't face him. I ran to Kevin and cried to him. He was shocked and confused. "What happened?" Kevin asked before I explained. I explained and he was still confused. "But... wait who do you like?" "I don't know! I like both I guess! I mean Joe is a lot more caring then Nick, but Nick is also romantic at points, Joe is fun, and Nick taught me to have more fun, Joe is AWESOME, and Nick is wonderful, I just don't know!" I cried into Kevin's chest. We were buds, and I made sure of that. I just don't know what to do. "And they both like me! It's too confusing!" I stopped crying and stood up and got a bottle of water to help calm me. It worked a lot. I washed my face at the kitchen sink so it looked like I wasn't crying. I heard footsteps walk in the kitchen. I turned around. "Hey" I said. It was Nick and Joe. "Hey" They both said. "So, what's up?" I said as Kevin was once again watching the situation. ---------- Hope it was long! I can't tell LOL |
 | Gucci Mane - Product Radric Davis, better known by his stage name Gucci Mane, is an American rapper. Signed to Atlantic Records, taking his stage name from his hustler father's nickname, "Gucci Man,"[2] his first single, "Icy," peaked at #23 on the Billboard Hot Rap Tracks charts, and his first album, Trap House, peaked at #101 on the Billboard 200. His second album, Hard 2 Kill, was released in 2006, followed by Trap-A-Thon and Back to the Trap House in 2007, all of which sold well as independently released albums. "Intro" "Trap House" "That's All" "Body Shorts" "Icy" (featuring Boo and Young Jeezy) "Two Thangs" "Money Don't Matter" (featuring Torica) "That's My Hood" "Lawnmower Man" "Pyrex Pot" "Independent Balling Like A Major #1" "Black Tee" (featuring Bun B, Jody Breeze, Killer Mike, Lil' Scrappy, and Young Jeezy) "Corner Cuttin" (featuring Khujo Goodie) "Independent Balling Like A Major #2" "Hustle" "Damn Shawty" (featuring Young Snead) "Go Head"(featuring Mac Bre-Z) "Outro" "Intro" "Street Niggaz" "My Chain" (featuring Black Magic) "Hold Dat Thought" "Freaky Gurl" "Pillz" (featuring Mac Bree-Z) "Go Head (Shawty Got a Ass on Her)" (featuring Mac Bree-Z) "Trap Starz" "Drive Fast" "Stick Em Up" (featuring Chat) "Everybody Know Me "We Live This" (featuring Black Magic and Young Snead) "Trap Gurl" (featuring Gangsta Boo) "Alley Cat" "Blow Pop" "Big Cat (Laflare)" "Outro" 1. "Big Cat Intro" (Prod. By Lil Jon) 2. "Bling Bling" 3. "Re-Up" (featuring Yatta Mann) 4. "Big Cat's Home" 5. "Freaky Gurl" 6. "What They Do" (featuring Khia and Young Snead) 7. "Aw-Man" (with .45) 8. "Good News & Bad News" 9. "Choppa Shoppin" (featuring Maceo, Black Magic & Young Snead) 10. "Bad Guys" (featuring Black Magic) 11. "Pillz" (featuring Big Tank) 12. "Spanish Plug" 13. "Product" 14. "Bosses Speak" 15. "Freaky Gurl [Remix]" (featuring Maceo) (Bonus Track) 16. "2 Screws Loose" (Bonus Track) 1. "Freaky Gurl [Remix]" (featuring Lil' Kim & Ludacris) 4:41 2. "16 Fever" 4:17 3. "15 Minutes Past the Diamond" 4:12 4. "I Know Why" (featuring Pimp C, Rich Boy, & Blaze-1) 4:00 5. "I Might Be" (featuring Shawnna & The Game) 4:22 6. "What I'm Talking Bout" 3:25 7. "Bird Flu" 3:51 8. "Drink It Straight" (featuring Trey Songz) 4:11 9. "Jump the Line" 4:04 10. "G-Love (You Don't Love Me)" (featuring LeToya Luckett) 3:31 11. "Stash House" 4:35 12. "I'm Cool" 4:01 13. "I Move Chickens" 4:54 14. "Ballers" (featuring Shawnna) 4:04 |
 | A Jemi Story (Episode 8-Welcome Home) After four long days at the hospital, Demi was ready to go home. Joe stayed with her everyday to make sure she recovered well, and she was more in love with him than ever before. Demi: I'm going home!*excited* Selena: Yay!*pauses* Just please be careful next time you cross the street. Demi:Thanks Selena, great advice! Selena: The boys wanted to throw a little "Welcome Back" party at their house tonight. It was supposed to be a secret, but do you think you would be up to it? Demi: Yeah, definetly.*Looks at her bandaged leg* Although I don't know how much dancing I could do in this thing. Selena: Don't worry, i'm sure your loverboy could carry you. Demi: *Blushes uncontrollably* Selena, if i could i would chase you right now! Selena: C'mon Demetria, let's pack up your stuff and head back home. Demi and Selena back all of Demi's "Get well Soon" cards and presents and load them into the trunk of the taxi and sit in the back seat. Demi: Yes, freedom!! Selena: Well, i am just glad you're ok. You gave me quite a scare with this whole thing, even ask the boys how shaken up i was. Demi: I know. But that's why i have you as my best friend.*Phone vibrates and looks at her phone* New text message from Joe, "Hey Dems, how ya feeling? We were wondering if you were up to coming to the Jonas house tonight?-Love Joe. Selena: aw. aw. aw. aw. *puppy dog face* aw. aw. aw. aw. a- Demi: Okay!! *texts back, "Yeah i'd love to come over!" Selena: Joe and Demi sitting in a tree K-i-s-s-i-n-g! Demi: SELENA! Do not make me get Nick over here!! Selena: um ok. *quiets down* Demi: Owww, so selena you going to ask Nick out anytime soon?!? Selena: Maybe. I don't know! Demi: *Phone- Great, We will pick Selena and you up at 7.-Love Joe.* Selena: Nooo! Demi, it's 5:30! We only have a little bit to get ready!! Demi: Selena, we are around the block to our house! I think we will be fine on time! Selena: Okay, if you say so. Selena and Demi get dressed for the party (That Demi wasn't supposed to know about lol) Selena, in a black dress with silver flats and had straightened her hair. Demi in white skinny jeans, converse sneakers and her favourite tee shirt. 7:00p.m rolls around. *Doorbell Rings* Selena and Demi: Joe!! Nick!! Nick and Joe: Selena! Demi!!! Selena looks instantly at look who was dreamily staring at her. Selena saw a sparkle in Nick's eye, and suddenly wondered why she had all these butterflies in her stomach! Demi: *Holding Joe's hand* Let's go! Selena: Ok*nervous smile at Nick* What will happen at the party? Will Nick have the courage to ask Selena to the Ball? (a.n I swear the Spring Ball is coming up soon!) |
 | Body Count - The Real Problem & KKK Bitch From Album "Body Count" (1992) The problem isn't the lyrics on the records. It's the fear of the white kids liking a black artist. But the real problem is the fear of the white girl falling in love with the black man. ... Aw yeah, what's up out there? BC's in the house. Right about now, I wanna tell you a little love story, you know what I'm sayin', this is a Body Count love story check out the lyrics, you know, I'm a tell you 'bout what happened when we went down South last year on tour. Out on tour yo, I been all around the world went to Georgia, met this fine-assed white girl, blonde hair, blue eyes, big tits and thighs, the kinda girl that would knock out most guys. She got wild in the backstage bathroom, sucked my dick like a muthafuckin' vacuum, said "I love you, but my daddy don't play, he's the fuckin' grand wizard of the KKK." I I I love my KKK bitch, love it when she sucks me though, I I I love my KKK bitch, love it when she fucks me though, I I I love my KKK bitch, she loves it when I treat her bad, I I I love my KKK bitch, mutha fuck her dear old dad. You know what I'm sayin'. So we was down South fallin' in love, you know, D-Roc had this Nazi girl, my man Mooseman had a skinhead, I fell in love with Tipper Gore's two twelve year old nieces. It was wild, you know what I'm sayin', it got even worse, you know. So one night they took us to a meetin' white sheets, white hoods, no room for seatin' there was Skinheads, Nazi's and crazies, talkin' 'bout black people pushin' up daisies. They hated Blacks, Jews, Puerto Ricans, Mexicans, Chinese, even the Indians. We had our hoods on, we were slick she pushed her butt up hard against my dick. Then her daddy jumped on the stage talkin' 'bout killin' in a goddamn rage. I got mad, my dick got hard entered in her ass she said, "Oh my God!" I I I love my KKK bitch, love it when she fucks me though, I I I love my KKK bitch, love it when she sucks me though, I I I love my KKK bitch, she loves it when I treat her bad, I I I love my KKK bitch, mutha fuck her dear old dad. So what we really tryin' to say is Body Count loves everybody. We love Mexican girls, Black girls, Oriental girls, it really don't matter. If you from Mars, and you got a pussy, we will fuck you. You know, that's all we're sayin', word. So every year when Body Count comes around we throw an orgy in every little Southern town. KKK's, Skinheads, and Nazi girls break their necks to get to the party. It ain't like their men can't nut, their dick's too little and they just can't fuck. So we get buck wild with the white freaks we show them how to really work the white sheets. I know her daddy'll really be after me, when his grandson's named little Ice-T. I I I love my KKK bitch, love it when she fucks me though, I I I love my KKK bitch, love it when she sucks me though, I I I love my KKK bitch, she loves it when I treat her bad, I I I love my KKK bitch, mutha fuck her dear old dad. |
 | "One Day at a Time" a jonas brothers love story--chapter 27 j: *shrugs his shoulders* i dont know. LETS EAT! s: *spreads the food on the table and they eat it..ALL OF IT* im full. e: oh really, cuz you only ate the WHOLE thing of chicken and broccoli!! s: im sorry *puts her hands up like she's innocent* i was a little hungry thats all. e: yeah...im sure you were. *yeah were just gonna skip to shannon and joe's wedding becuase this is quite boring!* *New Years Day..the wedding* *upstairs all the girls are in shannon and joe's room and all the guys are in nick and emily's room* *in the girl's room* s: GAH! *struggling with the zipper of her dress* emily zip it! e: *zips it up like it was nothing* wow...that took so much strength! s: *twirls around* soo? em: beautiful e: amazing s: aw thanks guys! *tearing up* im so happy, all my dreams are coming true! em: even the one when you wanted to live in house that was all black and white stripes like a zebra! s: well, okay not all of them! *on the verge of tears* e: shannon control yourself! don't cry. your wearing non waterproof mascara... don't cry.. hold it in!! s: *inhales* okay im good. *knock at the door* s: who is it? j: joe. e: *goes over to the door and peaks her head out the door* joe, what would you like? j: to see my wife. e: she isn't your wife YET! in two more hours she will be! j: can i just come in then nick and kevin are having a big fight over which suit will match your dress better. e: oh, well no you can't come in and lemme go see what dumb and dumber are up to. *walks out and closes the door behind her, her and joe go into the guy's room where nick and kevin are about to throw punches at eachother* k: *fist up* u wanna get this in your face? n: *fist up* not if i can get thins in ur face first. e: *runs over and cuts beween them* okay were done! *pulls nick over to a corner* what are you doing? n: well, he won't let me wear this suit because he says it doesn't match your dress. e: *looks at the suit* IT DOESN'T! now stop acting like children and go wear the other suit that kevin picked out! n: yes mother! e: shut up loser *leave and goes back into the girl's room* ugh, they are such children sometimes. em: *laughs* *they take separate limos and go to the church* * emma and kevin walk down the aisle and emily and nick do...then shannon comes down the aisle* *by the man* man: *talking* s: i do man: *talking to joe* *a.n i really don't know what the man says haha* is joe gonna say i do? maybe or maybe not! ahh the agony!!! more tomorrow! oh AND im gonna be doing a marathon of love bug on wednesday!! exciting rite?? yes it is!! thanks for all the comments guys, always remeber to comment! wow tha |
 | Nelena Story episode 9: Why Did You, HOW Could you? The ONLY chapter: Why did you, HOW could you?!? Selena: *sleeping* Mrs. Gomez: Wakey, wakey, Selly! Selena: Why!!!!!! Mrs. Gomez: Because you have school! Selena: *Looks at the digital clock; 7:23 AM* I hate it when you're right! Mrs. Gomez: Make sure you get out of bed... Selena: Yes...Mother!*get's out of bed* *looks in closet and thinks, "I should look awesome for Nick!" * Selena: This is adorable! *she takes out a black skinny caprise, white long t-shirt, and a small black hoody, and black and white converse* Selena: *runs downstairs for breakfast* Mom! I'm taking breakfast to-go! I'm running a little late!!!!! Mrs. Gomez: Okay!!!!!! There's a bagel and cream cheese on the dining table!!!!!! Selena: Thanks, MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Selena: *walks outta the house to Demi's crib* *reaches her house* *knocks on door* Mrs. Lovato: Oh! Hi Selena! I'll go get her! Selena: Of course! Mrs. Lovato: DEMI! Demi: *runs downstairs* Oh hey Selena! Selena: Ready for school? Demi: Yeah! Let's run! Bye mommy! Selena: Bye Mrs. Lovato! Mrs. Lovato: You kids be safe now! Selena&Demi: *walking* Demi: Aw, man! it's Joe! I really don't like him now! Selena: And he's with... Demi: Miley? Selena: It's not like you care... Demi: Of...of course! Selena: Demi! If you still like him.... Demi: Selena! I don't! Selena: If you're so sure..go up to him and say that! Demi: No! I'm not gonna crush his heart anymore! Emily: Hey guys! Wait up! Demi: *turns around* EMILY! *hugs her* Emily: What is this for? Demi: H-Hide! Selena: Hide her from Joe...there's David! I'm gonna go talk to him! Emily: I thought she likes Nick? Demi: I dunno, just hide me! Selena: *runs to David* Hey! David: Oh! Hey *hugs her* Did you hear? Selena: Did I hear, what? David: Miley DUMPED Nick! Selena: You mean...I have a chance with him? David: Yeah!!!!!! My little sister's growing up! Selena: Me not your little sister!!! We're just acting like siblings! Where's Tony? David: He sort of over slept.... Selena: Soo....does he like Demi? David: Big time! Selena: Are you serious? David: Oh, I'm serious! Selena: That's perfect! She likes him too!!!!! *Emily and Demi* Demi: Look at Selena and David! Emily: They spend more time together than ever! *Selena and David* Selena: Ahh..... Summer West High School...... Mitchel: I over heard you guys saying that Miley dumped Nick! David: It's true! I heard it from Jasmine Richards! Anna Maria Perez De Tagle: Hey, Meagan! Miley broke up with Nick! Meagan: Forreals? Woah! Cole!!!! Cole Sprouse: Yeah, meags? Meagan: Miley broke up with Nick!!! Tell your brother! Cole: Dylan! *and it spreads and spreads! and finally goes to Nick* Nick: What!!!!!! I freakin' dumped her!..... MILEY!!!!!! Miley: Yes!!!! I accept! Nick: That's not what I'm here for Miley: So... Nick: Whats up with the rumor you came up with? Miley: What rumor?!?!? Nick: that YOU dumped me? Miley: How do people find out these things? Nick: So it's true!!!! Selena: Nick!!!! So.... Nick: Excuse me Miley... Miley: Argh! It's didn't work! Nick: Hey Selena! Selena: So... are you single....? Nick: Yeah...but....*lying*I'm so into that girl Jasmine! Selena: ooooohhggg! I just wanted to say....that...you are a lot better off without Miley!* walks to David* David:Hey selly! Selena: Only my parents call me that! David: Oh alright! Selena: Wanna pretend to be boyfriend and girlfriend? David: Why? Selena: Because! Nick's into this other girl and.... David: I understand... Selena: Wanna know why I chose you? David: Why Selena: Because you are the only guy that knows hella about me! |
 | fall for you(a Jemi story)ep6 Hey this is my 6 ep so enjoy but soon maybe there will be a new video were you get to see me and my friends hanging out so enjoy this vid in the meantime and don't for get to comment Demi: (blushes) uh hi Joe hi Nick Nick:so what were you guys doing Selena: we were making a vid for myspace Joe: and what's your myspace Demi: DemiLovatoMusic Joe: so you're the girl that sings Demi: (blushes even more)there could be other girls that sing besides me Joe: (steps closer to Demi) but not as good as that Selena: (wishpers to Nick) I feel sparks between them Nick:(whispers back) so do I but here comes the trainwreck Selena:(whispers) what do you mean? Nick: (whispers) you'll see Demi: so we're still on for the movies? right? Joe: yea but can I invite a friend Demi: sure but who? Joe: my girlfriend Aj Demi: (kinda sad) oh sure Joe: great you guys will be great friends Selena: (whispers to Nick) aw and I wanted to go to there wedding Nick: (whispers to Selena) yea me too but Joe and Aj been dating since the 9th grade Selena: (whispers) oh but Joe is too old for Demi anyways Nick: (whispers) yes he is *at Demis house* Demi: should I wear my blue top and plaid pants with my black vest and my red converse? Selena: yes they look cute together and I like the skull and black hearts designe on the shirt Demi: thanks Sel oh and should my hair be lose or tied? Selena: lose it looks better Demi: stright or curled? Selena: curled it's not original Selena: okay how about this black shirt and this red jacket with these skinny jeans Demi: totally awsome Selena: we have such a great style don't we? Demi: yes we do *at the Jonas house hold* Demi: (knocks on the door) Kevin: (opens the door) hello and who are you two lovely ladies? Selena: I'm Selena and this is Demi Kevin: are you two going to the movies with my brothers? Demi: yes that is right Kevin: then come in DemiandSelena: (walks in the house) Joe: (enters the room and sees Demi) WOW Demi you look awsome Demi: (blushes) thanks Joe Nick:(sees Selena) Selena you look great snd so do you Demi DemiandSelena: thanks Aj: Joey who are these people? Joe: um this is Selena and Demi Demi: hi I'm Demi(holds out her hand) Aj:(looks at Demis hand) um What will happen next???? Find out on ep7 |
 | Coat Hanger HDTV Antenna? (Weather proof) A Coat Hanger HDTV Antenna? OK I watched the below YouTube video and read the below claim............... "Cheaply, easily an quickly build an HDTV antenna that outperforms amplified store bought antennas made with a few coat hangers and a Balun (also called a UHF/VHF transformer costing around $1.50)" So I decided to give it a go, took about an hour to complete (While watching baseball in HD, FTA) and the results were nothing less than staggering. I am now pulling in channels from St Cloud that I really should not be able to from the opposite end of the Twin Cities metro area (From inside the house). When I was done I gave it the obligatory PSB coat of flat matt black paint. Pointing the antenna is easy after consulting http://antennaweb.org/aw/welcome.aspx Not bad for my first try, now to go bigger and maybe add a Satellite dish for directional signals! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWQhlmJTMzw Here is the thread on this subject in the DIY area of the MIGHTY! VisionPlus.US satellite forum! 100% HACKER FREE! |
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